Tuesday, December 26, 2023

DeSantis Unleashes Death Train On Trump Supporters

The Brightline private train line has killed 104 Trump supporters since its recent startup. Roaring through sleepy towns at 80 miles an hour, many elderly don't even hear the whistle before they become a roadkill pancake. 

In small towns like Palm Bay Florida, the laidback pedestrians were used to slow moving freight trains. All that changed with Brightline's plan to join Miami and Orlando with a speedy connection. While the line invested $millions in new tracks and bridges capable of handling the speed up to 130mph, the human factor got no attention. On the contrary, complaints about the loud whistles will only increase the carnage. 

Perhaps the next president could control the border problem with a Brightline Train instead of a wall.


Anonymous said...

Except that Desantis didnt become Governor until 2019, a full year after the Brightline opened, but hey.

michael molovinsky said...

anon@11:55, while the southern portion to Palm Beach had been open, the northern longer stretch to Orlando is newly open. It is this northern stretch causing the fatalities.